Originally published in New Voice fanzine 03 · 2005
Voices In My Head Tell Me To...Mike Portnoy
ArticleMike Portnoy2 min read
This quiz is about initial instincts. Read the question and go with your immediate answer. If you don’t understand what the question relates to, just choose the option you like the sound of best. Thank you!
01. Tea or Coffee? Coffee
02. Drive or Ride? Ride
03. Playing music or listening to music? Listening
04. Toast or cereal? neither – Lunch!
05. Comedy or Drama? Both
06. Above or below? neither – Middle
07. Prog or Metal? Both
08. Briefs or boxers? Briefs
09. Arts or Science? Science
10. Splash cymbal or Gong? Splash
11. Jamming or recording? Jamming
12. Heaven or hell? Heaven
13. Cat or dog? Dog
14. Wet shave or Dry shave? neither – No Shave!
15. Beatles or Zeppelin? Both
16. Soccer or American football? neither – Boxing
17. North or South? South
18. Night at the Opera or Sheer Heart Attack? Night at the Opera
19. Marmalade or jam? Neither
20. See a play or a film? Film
21. Foreign films: Dubbing or Subtitles? Subtitles
22. Ballads or Metal? Metal
23. Electric or Acoustic? Electric
24. Metallica or Megadeth? neither – Slayer
25. Images or Words? Images
26. Live or Studio? Live
27. Friends or Frasier? neither – Seinfeld
28. Pilchard or Spud? Spud
29. Stars or Stripes? Stars
30. Sci-fi or fantasy novels? Sci-Fi
31. Metropolis Pt.I or Pt.II? Pt. II
32. Pink Floyd: Dave Gilmour or Roger Waters? Roger Waters
33. Cartoons: Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney
34. Beer or Wine? neither – Beer when I was drinking
35. Bass or Tenor? Bass
36. Chroma Key or Planet X? Planet X
37. Is the glass half full or half empty? Half Empty (I’m afraid)
38. Cylinder or Upright? Cylinder
39. Home cooking or restaurant? Home Cooking (if it’s my mother-in-law’s)
40. Small venues like clubs, or large theatres & arenas? Small venues like clubs
41. Outside producer or self-produced? Self-produced
42. Steak: Well done or Rare? Well done
43. Vai or Satriani? Vai
44. Sun or shade? Shade
45. Teaching or learning? Learning
46. Lord of the Rings or Star Wars? Star Wars
47. Yes or Rush? Rush
48. Alien or Aliens? Alien
49. Would you rather tour – Home or Away? Home
50. McDonalds or KFC? neither – Taco Bell