Originally published in Nicky Lemons fanclub · 1998
Nicky Lemons happenings
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february 28, 1998 : A MESSAGE FROM NICKY
Today, Nicky Lemons’ manager send us a mail, the content below:
Nicky Lemons is vacationing in Tahiti, he sends his best!!
march 9, 1998 : NICKY IS BACK FROM TAHITI !!!
Just got a message from our “super” Nicky:
I’m just returned from tahiti and i’m well rested. Me and Micky Migraine, the drummer, we are working on new material.
march 12, 1998 : PRESS RELEASE
Ladies and Gentleman of the press, McGyver Records, home of Nightmare Cinema and The Del Fuvio Monks, is proud to announce the signing of Nicky Lemons and the Migraines. “Ugly Americans” will be the title of the debut release, and will feature the song “I Dont Like You”. “By the year 2000,” predicts Lemons “I will be the biggest star in the universe!” The 3 album worldwide deal will certainly make a multi-millionaires out of Mr. Lemons and his band of hooligans.
march 13 : WE HAVE NICKY’S SIGN !!!
We meet Nicky and his band of hooligans (Mickey and Johnny) at the Dream Theater show in Munich, below the original press message with all the signs...
march 13 : LEMONS SUSPECTED OF MOB INVOLVEMENT !!!
* P R E S S R E L E A S E *
Rock icon Nicky Lemons is under investigation by the F.B.I. for alleged ties to Godfather Vincent “ The Chin” Gigante of the Gambino Family. Lemons and his band the Migraines, have dazzled the music business with their meteoric rise to the top. However Lemons methods of “rising” are in question. Radio programming directors and various record executives have been anonymously reporting various threats of violent reprecussions unless Lemons’ current single, “I Don’t Like You” was placed on heavy rotation.” McGyver President Pike Mortnoy scoffed at the allegations,”Ludicrous!....bordering the absurd !! we at McGyver demand an apology for the insidious innuendo!” Lemons was unavailable for comment.
may 15 : NICKY LEMONS THROWN OFF DT U.S. TOUR!!!!
* P R E S S R E L E A S E *
Pop icon Nicky Lemons was given his walking papers after a stunning performance at St. Andrews Hall in Detroit. Rumor has it that the ultra-conservative hierarchy of the headliners felt that Lemons perposterous stage antics were making a mockery of the Progressive Rock genre. Although there has been no word from the Lemons camp, it is reported that Nicky is furious, and is promising retaliation.